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I was tagged by SonicaDarkness 

Rules:
1) each person has to share 10 facts about themsleves
2)answer the 10 question the person tagged you has asked and ask 10 to people you are tagging
3)Tag 10 people
4)NO taggy back!
5) CAN SAY YOU CANT DO TAGS!
6) Must do a journal entry

1. I'm like a cat when it comes to boxes. I'll just crawl inside and sleep.

2. I'm scared of dogs but I have four of them.

3. I like to start stories but never finish them.

4. I keep salt in my room as well but I doubt that you keep a knife made of pure silver underneath your pillow. Or a bottle of holy water on your desk (complete with a cross). I also salt my windows and above my doorway (I tape it to the ceiling). I started doing this after I started watching Supernatural. That shit creeps me out. 

5. I'm straight but everyone asks me if I'm lesbian/bi

6. Misha Collins is married to me but he doesn't know that. 

7. I used to have a food shrine in my room.

8. Trying really hard to suppress the urge to buy a mini-fridge for my room (my mum says I can get one ayyyyy)

9. I used to be a HUGE stereotypical weaboo. I pretended to be a neko. I wish I could take it back.

10. I'm shipped with a Diet Twist Up bottle, my jacket, and AnimeTulip


Sonica's Questions 

1. Google 'Supernatural has a gif for everything'. What is the first picture you see?


2. What is your favorite BBC show, if you watch that channel?

Netflix is my bae. #NoCable

3. What's your favorite breed of dog/cat? OwO

I like Russian Blue cats

4. Who is your least favorite character in your favorite show?

Meg from Supernatural. I mean she's funny but the bitch won't die.

5. Would you rather: Hodor~ or Hodor? (bonus if you get it OwO)

???

6. There is a rift that opened in space that is now spewing out unicorns and ponies covered in sparkles. What do you do?

Call up my friends so we can capture ourselves some magical unicorns

7. Have you ever seen a Beavcoon? OwO

No. 

8. Who is your favorite fictional couple? (Yes, I'm singling it out OwO)

Uhhh. . . Does Destiel count? If not then Romeo and Juliet cause that't the only couple I can think of.

9. What do you make of fruit cake? 

I don't even make fruit cake

10. What is your actual or preferred Hogwarts house? OwO

Hufflepuff, please.

I tag

Glasses-And-Blades 
AnimeTulip 
AnitaAbeel 
WorldBuildersInc 
XxpikaqueenxX 
WhereIsTheSpoon 
kilala1049 
Lydiameww 
TheWolfieWulf 
manglethefoxbr 

My Questions

1. Anime or regular T.V.?
2. Favorite song genre?
3. Potatoes?
4. Grimm Brothers or Aesop?
5: If you had the chance to go anywhere, where would you go?
6. You have cancer and only one year left to live, what do you do?
7. *g note*
8. Traditional media or digital media? Or both?
9. Who is your favorite actor/author?
10. Which artist's tool is more important to you? A pencil, eraser, or paper?
-Cleans room-

-Destroys it five minutes later-
I need to clean my room but I'm not sure what to do with this mattress that I have for when my friends come over. Should I add it to my bed or should I leave it on the floor and make it a place to hang out?
Spectrum Squad (Colors of the Rainbow) by JokerTheCat
Spectrum Squad (Colors of the Rainbow)
Yay. Just started in on my squad drawings and I decided to do colors first since color is a huge deal to artist's.

I'm calling them the Spectrum Squad but what would you call them?

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Fun Facts About Color!

1 According to some research, blue is the most popular color! Personally, mine is green.

2. When a baby first opens it's eyes, the first color that registers is red, meaning the first color they see is red. This is most likely due to the fact that red has the longest wave length out of any other color.

3. Men and woman don't see the same ammount of red. Since the gene that allows us to see red sits on the X chromosone (which women have two of), woman are able to see in the red-orange spectrum while men are not. However, men have more attention to detail when it comes to moving objects.

4. Pink is one of the most calming colors due to it's pallative effect and has been known to soothe anxiety and anger.

5. The reason so many fast food sign's use the color combination of red and yellow is because it induces hunger and makes us feel hungrier than we actually are.

6. There once was a law banning the use of blue due to how prized and special it was. For the most part, only Mary and Jesus' robes were the only time blue was permitted for color.

7. Color actually affects taste. For example, using an orange cup while drink hot cocoa will make the chocolate taste better than if you are using a different color of mug.

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As I stated above, my favourite color is green, what's yours?
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So I'm thinking about drawing different "squads" for certain things that are often grouped together, ex; the Seven Deadly Sins, The Seven Heavenly Virtues, the planets, colors of the rainbow, music genre, most wanted house pets, etc. etc. and I was wondering how many people would be interested in seeing that?
You've torn up my peace and ruined my days,
Now I'll sit here in a metal phase.
You've done nothing but lie
And still you say that everything is all right.
You steal
And I starve.
You yell
And my mind breaks.
The darkness nor the music will ease my pain.
Like every single time,
You're back again.
Congratulations.
You're officially the victim now,
You fucking sow.
So why don't you stand up
And take your stupid bow?
Take A Bow
I'm sorry, guys.

I'm in a bad place right now.
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I Hate People (Vent) by JokerTheCat
I Hate People (Vent)
Vent Here

So, today was a "blast". Just absolutely "wonderful".

Here's the scoop.

My friend (Shadow) and I decided to play some MineCraft mini-games on the Xbox, my step-sister (Doorknob) and her fiance (Tweaker) wanted to play as well. All was well, my aunt (Jem) was down to visit and she was switching out with Tweaker every now and then. It was going pretty well, just a bit of tension due to the fact that Doorknob hates Shadow, but no biggie, they just glared at one another. 

After about an hour, my sister (Animu) got home from her doctors appointment with some common news.

"I have strep throat." She says and everyone's pretty chill with it, just a few comments about not sharing food and "ew, don't touch me". Well, almost everyone is chill. Except Doorknob. For the sake of no confusion, Doorknob is in her Mid-Twenties with a toddler (Babbu).
Doorknob just immediately began attacking Animu, telling her she didn't want her around Babbu because if Babbu got sick, she could die. Animu doesn't like being shunned and leaves to go talk to my mum.

I stayed quiet, hoping the storm would pass and by now we're all playing on a regular survival world and Shadow got my house blown up. So I killed her, made her mad, and she exited the game. That's when I got up and walked out to talk to my mom about Shadow being a butt-turd. I find a candle and play around a bit while complaining about what a bad sport Shadow is until I get bored and go back inside. From her room, I could hear Animu cryng and I just rolled my eyes because I knew what was going to happen next. Regardless, I sat down and tried to ignore Doorknob's snide comments about my sister. 

Suddenly, my mum comes through the door to the living room. She's calm but you can tell shit's about to get real. She looks Doorknob in the eyes and tells her that she can't be rude to Animu, Animu lives here too.

Doorknob gets mad and storms off, probably going to complain to Tweaker.

I turn back to the tv, desperately wanting to listen to some music but I lost my headphones. There's yelling and Doorknob is constantly reminding everyone how Babbu could die if she got strep throat.

Well, Animu has been sick for three days and if Babbu was going to get sick, it would've already happened. Not to mention, my mom's a CNA and knows all about this.

Doorknob just won't quit so I save my game, turn off the console, and stand up.

"Stop being such a bitch!" I yelled, glaring straight at Doorknob. 

By now, everyone has hid in their rooms and its just my mom, my step-dad, Animu, and I.

I begin yelling at her, spouting out all these facts and variables. At the moment I could care less about whether they were right or wrong.

Doorknob yells at me and its all a bunch of yelling.

I told her "Your child is no more inportant than my sister or I."

To which she replied "Yes she is, she's younger than you."

Now, if anyone knows me, they know  hate it when people make younger children out to be more important than teens or older children. We have our problems too okay? However, now's not the time.

There was more yelling and I say.

"At least I have a job!"

And Doorknob said "You have a paper route, little girl!"

Last straw. 

Don't ever call me a little girl.

The yelling got louder and my mum had to break it up. I was sent to my room and I ran into my bathroom and locked the door. I screamed and screamed until it hurt my throat and when I couldn't scream anymore, I cried. Naturally, people attempted to comfor me but I didn't want it.

Now most of you know I have anxiety issues. Well when its too much to bear, I scratch my knuckles until they bleed and I did so until my mom came and got me.

I got up and began to look for the first aid kit. 

When I found it, I began doctoring up my hand, using the kitchen table.

I was calm for the most part and then they started up again, saying it was all my fault they were being kicked out.

Suddenly more yelling and it continued until they finally stopped harrassing and decided to actually leave.

But now they're back and they're still be asses.

And yes, Doorknob was right but she wasn't just. She should've displayed her concerns in a more appropriate way rather then being completely heartless to Animu.

Animu is a human too.

Vent over.
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I was tagged by SonicaDarkness 

Rules:
1) each person has to share 10 facts about themsleves
2)answer the 10 question the person tagged you has asked and ask 10 to people you are tagging
3)Tag 10 people
4)NO taggy back!
5) CAN SAY YOU CANT DO TAGS!
6) Must do a journal entry

1. I'm like a cat when it comes to boxes. I'll just crawl inside and sleep.

2. I'm scared of dogs but I have four of them.

3. I like to start stories but never finish them.

4. I keep salt in my room as well but I doubt that you keep a knife made of pure silver underneath your pillow. Or a bottle of holy water on your desk (complete with a cross). I also salt my windows and above my doorway (I tape it to the ceiling). I started doing this after I started watching Supernatural. That shit creeps me out. 

5. I'm straight but everyone asks me if I'm lesbian/bi

6. Misha Collins is married to me but he doesn't know that. 

7. I used to have a food shrine in my room.

8. Trying really hard to suppress the urge to buy a mini-fridge for my room (my mum says I can get one ayyyyy)

9. I used to be a HUGE stereotypical weaboo. I pretended to be a neko. I wish I could take it back.

10. I'm shipped with a Diet Twist Up bottle, my jacket, and AnimeTulip


Sonica's Questions 

1. Google 'Supernatural has a gif for everything'. What is the first picture you see?


2. What is your favorite BBC show, if you watch that channel?

Netflix is my bae. #NoCable

3. What's your favorite breed of dog/cat? OwO

I like Russian Blue cats

4. Who is your least favorite character in your favorite show?

Meg from Supernatural. I mean she's funny but the bitch won't die.

5. Would you rather: Hodor~ or Hodor? (bonus if you get it OwO)

???

6. There is a rift that opened in space that is now spewing out unicorns and ponies covered in sparkles. What do you do?

Call up my friends so we can capture ourselves some magical unicorns

7. Have you ever seen a Beavcoon? OwO

No. 

8. Who is your favorite fictional couple? (Yes, I'm singling it out OwO)

Uhhh. . . Does Destiel count? If not then Romeo and Juliet cause that't the only couple I can think of.

9. What do you make of fruit cake? 

I don't even make fruit cake

10. What is your actual or preferred Hogwarts house? OwO

Hufflepuff, please.

I tag

Glasses-And-Blades 
AnimeTulip 
AnitaAbeel 
WorldBuildersInc 
XxpikaqueenxX 
WhereIsTheSpoon 
kilala1049 
Lydiameww 
TheWolfieWulf 
manglethefoxbr 

My Questions

1. Anime or regular T.V.?
2. Favorite song genre?
3. Potatoes?
4. Grimm Brothers or Aesop?
5: If you had the chance to go anywhere, where would you go?
6. You have cancer and only one year left to live, what do you do?
7. *g note*
8. Traditional media or digital media? Or both?
9. Who is your favorite actor/author?
10. Which artist's tool is more important to you? A pencil, eraser, or paper?

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Hello! Welcome stranger to my small, small portion of the vast internet world! A few things to know before you delve into the "immense" collection of my works;

1. I am probably one of the most disorganized, most crude people you'll every encounter.

2. I have very strong opinions and will back them up.

3. I'm not satanist but I'm a non-Christian. However, I won't put your religion down as long as you don't put my "religion" down.

4. I'm not "emo" really but I guess you could consider me "scene"?

5. You might find some very depressing shit on here. . .

6. My art/literature is nowhere near professional but I do expect a professional response. If you hate my art and give me an immature, unprofessional critique (ex; "Your art sucks balls, go die in a hole."), I will usually reply with a smart ass remark and whine about you in a bratty manner to the est of the internet.

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I don't usually keep my stories going but I've been rather attached to a certain project I took on recently. The project is a story called "I Wanna Be A Superhero!". Currently there are only two chapters (which I may even revise) and you can only find it on Quotev for now.

I've been trying my best not to release too much info but for weekly(?) updates you could visit the new facebook page! Down below will be some links to all things related t the story!

Story- www.quotev.com/story/8033615/I…

Facebook Page- www.facebook.com/I-Wanna-Be-A-…
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WhereIsTheSpoon Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2016  New Deviant Student Writer
Thank you so much for the watch! I hope you have a fantastic day! :) By the way, your poetry is positively moving.
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JokerTheCat Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2016  Student General Artist
No problem! And thank you ^^
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AnimeTulip Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is not like I am stalking you or anything but.

I saw you's commission comment
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JokerTheCat Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Student General Artist
Haha yes.
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XxpikaqueenxX Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the favorites! =3
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JokerTheCat Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2016  Student General Artist
No problem! It's my pleasure.
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XxpikaqueenxX Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Aww you dident have to watch me, but thank you anyways!*fangirling intensifies* (chat icon) 
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JokerTheCat Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  Student General Artist
No problem :D
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XxpikaqueenxX Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the favorite! <3
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